User:MasterShizzle

MasterShizzle

 Classic

 Expert

 Master

Statistics

Type	Player
AI Type	dubious
Damage	psychological, if at all
Max Life	depressing
Defense	pathetic

Behavior

MasterShizzle is usually found jumping heedlessly into pits without a Lucky Horseshoe, failing to defeat bosses, and finding new and creative ways to die horribly in lava.

How to Defeat Him

He's easiest to beat if you just ignore him. He's guaranteed to do something stupid and kill himself within twenty minutes anyway.

Current Projects

• Skeletron Guide: creator, editor
• Selling Items Guide: editor
• User:MasterShizzle/Potion Data Tables: My own little page for keeping my potions in production, showing how much of everything to grow, collect, etc.

Notes

• Prior to the 1.0.5 patch, MasterShizzle thought he had a pretty good grasp of the game. Then the Star Cannon got nerfed and he couldn't beat a boss to save his life.
• Despite sucking horribly at this game, MasterShizzle plays it ALL THE FREAKING TIME, and his Scrabble scores are starting to suffer.